Redneck Wedding

There were 2 weddings that went on right outside of our condo on saturday so we watched. This one was a little pitiful. First off the flowers lining the "aisle" were fake. And the bride carried fake flowers! And the "wedding planner" (I guess thats what she was) was standing down at the walkway screaming at the people to "hurry up".

Then you have this woman who even though she's 40 she still wears her letterman jacket...

Then there's the girl who got her hair all did up but wears shorts...to a wedding!

Of course there was a cowboy hat...

And then the groom only buttoned 2 of his buttons. I mean you gotta show off that chest hair!